<!-- Beginvar howMany = 19var quote = new Array(howMany+1)quote[0] = "Nature always sides with the hidden flaw."quote[1] = "Nothing is as easy as it looks."quote[2] = "Everything takes longer than you think."quote[3] = "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."quote[4] = "If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong."quote[5] = "If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then."quote[6] = "If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway."quote[7] = "If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop."quote[8] = "Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."quote[9] = "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."quote[10] = "Mother nature is a bitch."quote[11] = "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."quote[12] = "Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first."quote[13] = "Every solution breeds new problems."quote[14] = "Trust everybody ... then cut the cards."quote[15] = "Two wrongs are only the beginning."quote[16] = "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."quote[17] = "To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles."quote[18] = "Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget."quote[19] = "Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."function rndnumber(){var randscript = -1while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))}return randscript}quo = rndnumber()quox = quote[quo]document.write(quox)// End -->
